[He buries his face in the couch cushions, so the reply is a little muffled.]

I wish. The spell forces me to be honest. I can't even talk around it that much; it all just comes out. It gets worse the longer I talk, too. I'm supposed to learn something from it, but I think the guy's just being a weird old sadist.

[Crap. He's going to have to explain sadism now.]