Musebox

[heartismyown]

 I need to practice with Roxas! Please drop me a line.


Roxas finished smashing the computer, the one that ruined his life. He swung around angrily and stalked off into an unknown room where he found Sora, fast asleep.

DiZ appeared before him. His eyes narrowed, his hand clenched tightly around the keyblade as he swung it back and forth wildly, attempting to attack him. He was familiar. He was the one who did this to him. It was all about that Sora!

"My heart is my own!" Roxas cried, spinning around. Everything has gone white.

When Roxas awakened, he found himself face to face with....

Comments

[by_heart]

Oh no you don't. You flip through there and pick something.

[Roxas is going to have to start thinking about these things on his own and now's a good time to start.]

[heartismyown]

[Helpfully, Roxas flips through it seemingly at random and offers the book to him. Lea can read him all about oral sex. That should be fun.]

[by_heart]

[Lea's eyebrows shoot up. Wow, what a choice, Roxas.

It's...kinda the one he would have picked.]

Blow Jobs 101. Fun.

[He takes the book and begins to read the chapter out loud, occasionally swapping out a more technical term for something a bit cruder and offering a bit of commentary here and there. It's not like it's bad info, just boring info. He's a little past halfway through when he pauses and looks over to see if Roxas is still paying attention.]

[heartismyown]

[Roxas is listening, although he's having a bit of trouble focusing, frowning a little bit. He's hoping it'll stick. Most of it is boring and technical, but Lea's comments are a little more interesting at least.]

[by_heart]

You in there? We can stop if you want.

[He waves a hand in front of Roxas' face. Those eyes are looking a little glazed over.]

[heartismyown]

I'm listening.

[He blinks, helpfully.]

You read it differently.

[by_heart]

Hm? I'm just adding stuff and using words people actually use. Stop me if you get confused, okay?

[He ruffles Roxas' hair and picks up where he left off.]

[heartismyown]

[It's not that confusing, not really. Roxas can figure out a few words here and there being switched around. He did read the book before after all. He just listens quietly, relaxing against him.]

You like this?

[Roxas asks out of the blue all of a sudden.]

[by_heart]

[Lea nearly chokes mid-sentence, then coughs and tries to regain his composure.]

I...yeah. Figured that out, huh?

[heartismyown]

[He nods a bit.]

Sounds easy enough.

[by_heart]

Not that hard to screw up, but takes work to get it right.

[What is this conversation, even?]

Here let me finish the chapter up.

[A momentary distraction.]

[heartismyown]

Just takes practice, right?

[Not awkward at all, is it Lea?]

[by_heart]

[OH OF COURSE NOT. NOT AWKWARD AT ALL.]

Right...practice and no gag reflex.

[heartismyown]

I don't know what that is, what's that?

[by_heart]

Maybe if you let me finish reading the book would tell you!

[heartismyown]

Okay, I'm listening!

[He quiets again, looking at Lea attentively.]

[by_heart]

[He can feel those big blue eyes practically burning a hole in the side of his head. It makes it difficult to get back into his reading, though he makes sure not to rush through the rest of the chapter. In fact, he takes care to expand on a few things, just to stem the inevitable tide of questions that he's going to get when he closes the book.]

Ta da. Blow jobs.

[heartismyown]

Like I said, doesn't sound too hard.

[He can't help but wonder if Lea would let him practice.]

[by_heart]

[Um, yeah, Lea would let him practice.]

You'd pick it up fast, probably.

[He says it without even thinking and despite it being true kind of goes red once it's out of his mouth.]

[heartismyown]

You should let me try it then!

[by_heart]

Geez, someone's excited.

[Lea looks down at him incredulously.]

I mean, I'm not gonna tell you no...

[heartismyown]

What's that look for?

[Roxas fortunately, sounds genuinely curious.]

[by_heart]

Nothin! What look?!

[He really has no idea he's doing it.]

[heartismyown]

Okay. [He shrugs. You're so weird Lea.]

[by_heart]

[Lea just shoves him. He's not weird. Shut up.]